Message from the Administrator

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Shekhar Kapur is now available on twitter. You can follow him at
http://twitter.com/shekharkapur

13 Responses to “Message from the Administrator”

  1. DQ says:

    *********KOIZEN**********
    Kaha ho bahar niklo tho LOOOOl…
    Panga huh panga nai lene ka loool
    ***DQ***
    Dhakkan! kuch bhi toh nehi…just rhyme hota hei destiney say!
    Bheja nehi hei toh accha, hota toh aur shoorgul hoga…good day…server problems hence could not post
    Shukr karo upar waale ne muje kamm bheja diya, uski inayat hai, aapke naseeb mein chala gaya bheja, nahi tho aapka kya haal hota jaante hai??
    LOL
    Kahi dakkan>>>as of in dacoit tho nahi bola??
    MAAaaaaAAr dalungi kisi din LOOll
    Hey enjoy, mast raho…aish karo….mera khoon peeyo aur jeeyo looool
    Shekharrrrrrrrrrr RRRRRRRrr Rrrrrrrrrrrr
    Kaha urne lageh ab aap?
    mere bheje mein nahi ah raha ki waha kaise pahunche, so complicated and maloom nahi kya kya, member banah par raha hai?
    Ab sahab kitne passwords , kitne id, kitne kya kya yaad rakein awww!!
    Dekha change hua nahi ki rona dhona shuru…
    *******HIYA RITU*********
    Wow!! Chalo shekhar ne na sahi aapne tho humme miss kiya lol, shekhar na peecha chuta sakte hai na shareef aadmi kuch bol sakte hai…lol, bara aadmi hona musibat hai loool, shekhar ‘GUN’ du kya??
    Well Ritu, sorry i did not post that with clarity…what i meant was>>>
    “People in this blog discuss Indian issues regularly, but being concerned about problems at home does not mean we close our eyes and put on blinker when it comes to the suffering of people over the world”
    Thanks Gurl!!
    Take care!!

  2. danish s says:

    site blocked in UAE… what 2 do??

  3. tweety says:

    hey shekhar……….i do not understand…..
    are you not gonna be here now on ? why all of a sudden……..’follow the bird’ ?

  4. Isabel says:

    OH Dammit …
    what is going on here???
    I knew it when i looked at the twitter thing yesterday …
    what is this ???
    Oh Dear Shekhar has gone to twittee land…
    Humm
    what’s that ???
    hummm…
    why would he go there???
    hummm
    some kind of magic land???
    hummm
    sounds yummy!!!
    hummm
    can I trust this… hummm???
    hummm
    sounds fishy…
    humm
    this name …
    twitter …
    but then …
    Shekhar …
    hummm
    I should ask the adminstrator…
    what’s exczatly …
    is this twitter thing???
    hummm
    is it safe???
    for my computer I mean…
    how ridiulous …
    hummm
    what if I look like a fool???
    well…
    no problem …
    do it all the time…
    my speciality …
    hmmm
    what if this twitee thing has got a camera???
    oh dear …
    that would be revolutionary…
    a wild thing…
    hummm
    my cup of tea…
    hummm
    so ???
    and now what???
    hummm
    I love the twitee feeling …
    sounds like a canary …
    but then …
    Shekhar???…
    hummm
    sounds twitee …
    he hee hee
    his next movie …
    “flying with twitters…”
    hee hee hee
    that would be funny…
    so much for “flying with eagles “…
    oh well …
    all necessary …
    hummm
    Shekhar … the creator of glorious Elisabeth … the bandit and the queen … golden age… plus plus plus …
    gone twitters…
    WOW!!!!…
    hummm
    fishy….
    hummm
    but then…
    sounds fun…
    a new possibility …
    of seeing Shekhar…
    singing high level tunes …
    like a canary…
    he heehee
    ohhhhhhhh
    the ecstasy …
    but then …
    what would Shekar be singing about ???
    well …
    maybe I should wait and see if anyone goes first …
    gives input …
    and then I will decide …
    hummmm
    too impatient for that…
    so
    what teh heck …
    I will join in …
    ah …
    now …
    what the … is this ??????????????
    every name has been taken …
    dammit!!!!!!
    I am determined …
    I will look at my dicionary ..
    oh .. dammit !!!!
    no battery …
    so I will keep throwing up names …
    no no no …
    all been taken …
    XXX
    this is weird …
    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    how dare messing me around???
    Ok …
    I wonder what would happen if I would sign as
    isabelXXX…
    OH NO!!!
    imagine …
    the hit …
    every time I would sign in …
    hummm
    never mind …
    I am determined …
    thsi is important …
    going twitty with Shekhar Kapur twitty zone…
    geez …
    must report this thing…
    there is a virus somewhere….
    ohhhhhhhh finally …
    name accepted …
    what name???
    forgot it…
    Oh …
    now what ????
    will i receive some funky stuff from twitee land???
    that would be cool …
    oh look this …
    it is now zapping around…
    what ???
    hey …
    what is this ???
    dono’t you think I have more intersiting things to do that sitting here while you go zapping around twetees???…
    what???
    depending on how popular I am ???
    now that is really really weird …
    out .. out … out …
    NOW!!!
    delete .. delete .. delete…
    oh thank you …
    all gone…
    OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
    what a sweat !!!…
    thank god …
    oh …
    an email ???
    look at this…
    “Hello, new Twitter-er!
    Using Twitter is going to change the way you think about staying in touch with friends and family. Did you know you can send and receive Twitter updates via mobile texting, instant message, or the web? To do that, you’ll want to visit your settings page (and you’ll want to invite some friends).
    Activate Phone & IM: http://twitter.com/devices
    Invite Your Friends: http://twitter.com/invitations/invite
    The New York Times calls Twitter “one of the fastest-growing phenomena on the Internet.” TIME Magazine says, “Twitter is on its way to becoming the next killer app,” and Newsweek noted that “Suddenly, it seems as though all the world’s a-twitter.” What will you think? http://twitter.com
    Thanks again for signing up!”
    what are they talking about???
    signed where???
    invite friends???
    “as though all the world’s a-twitter.”
    What will I think?
    oh
    what a twitter I am !!!!!
    hee hee hee
    so much for my snifing nose …
    oh well
    some wild fun …
    all on my own
    hee hee hee
    with Shekhar as my twiteer guide…
    hee hee hee
    a true example of high level chemitry…
    oh …
    I meant …
    alchamy …
    oh …
    need a kit kat break …
    hummmm

  5. Admin says:

    Friends, Shekhar is going to continue blogging here. Since he is travelling and would probably not be able to access Internet as much, he would tweet from his cellphone. Isn’t that exciting? You could even follow him on your cellphone as Isabel mentioned above.

  6. DQ says:

    Eh!! Heh!!
    I was twiddlin mah thumbs n sitting in da korner, waiting for sumone to shove me in a lousy army jeep, and throw me in twitterland@shekhar.com
    That place looks like a sabzi mandi…
    can barely focus on who and what someone is gonna say…
    yeeeeEEE
    Admin saAB, aapka jaloos nikalana wud be more exciting eh!! heh!!
    PsSst: Jokin huh!!
    Jao ab araam se kursi pe so jao!!

  7. AJ says:

    Tweet (Welcome) to SF …
    A new video is getting plenty of hits on YouTube and features some clever editing of Barack Obama “singing” to “Never Gonna Give You Up.” As of August 14, the video has gotten over 1 million views.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4
    Enjoy

  8. Koizen says:

    Hey Ya DQ….!
    Dikku! (your new nick!)
    heh heh hehhh!
    Ok Dikree Dikuu! :))
    one sheir 4 u!
    Chahrey pe smile rakhta hoon, dil mei gam rakhta hoon…
    Dikku Dikree jyaada bore na karey isilye…
    jeb mei amrutanjan aur jandu balm rakhta hoon…
    ab mereko yeda bana key peda nah kihlaa ok wishing you, Shekhar Bhai and everyone 62nd Happy indipendence Day!

  9. Koizen says:

    Dear Amin Saab!
    Happy Independence day to you!
    See this DQ??? yah that id…again started…the same old thing…no wonder Mr.Kapur has gone out on twitter..and she starts this …oh hum…CIRCUS so when Mr.Kapur comes back…you KNOW whom to blame!

  10. Isabel says:

    EXACZLY !!!
    HUMMMM …
    my renewed mantra…
    specially when I feel kicked in my rear …
    oh yeah…
    it just happens…
    like now …
    got one of these emails about wining a lottery .. somewhere in UK …
    they did not get a hum hum …
    rather …
    they got a ZIP ZAP in their rear!!!!…
    not easy to be on the other side when this ZIP ZAp kicks in …
    so I am told!!!
    oh yes …
    back to tweety land …
    love it…
    except that it has been so quite I was wondering what happened to everyyyyyyyybody …
    oh yes …
    they are all twitting together somewhere … I concluded …
    about the fanciest universal theories …
    and unlimited yummy yummy possibilities…
    oh yes ..
    just watched dear Deepak DVD on “How to know God”…
    Wow…
    felt stretched and marveled …
    need to watched it a few times …
    to let it all sync in…
    and expand …
    this God’s HUM HUM zyp zapping me around !!!…
    Ho!!!
    an old chamistry!!!
    humm
    some serious new alchamy needed here …
    well ……
    hummm…
    oh yes …
    the gift of love …
    RUMI
    my hum hum beloved …
    hummm…
    yummy yummy…
    so ..
    where is dear Shekar???
    oh well …
    learning to be patient ..
    a rare quality …
    but then …
    beyond my control …
    ohhhh!!!
    well…
    let me behave …
    oh yes …
    still go red …
    about this tweeter thing!!!
    oh yes …
    feels wild!!!
    somehow …
    as my tweety head ponders
    “knock knock …
    who is there???”
    ah ah ha
    I hear …
    its me …
    dummy …
    your twetter…
    oh
    I am hearing Willie Jollie in the background…
    telling the story of Martin Luther King senior asking his son’s teacher “Please teach my child how to dream … impossible dreams”
    Oh …
    and so it is …
    a done deal!!!

  11. DQ says:

    LOOOl ***Koizen***
    When da mice is away da cat is at play loool mew mew!!
    Shekhar zindagi mei ek baar tho bandook chalane ki icha rakhenge…lOLL
    PSsT: Admin sahab ko orders hai bare malik se, mere peeche se mooh bilkul nahi kholna, thum sponge ka kaam karte ho wohi rehna lol…sirf gaaliya khana, zaalos ka samna karna mooh nahi kholne ka!! LOL
    (Admin sahab wud be happy to use anthrax for me)
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    .
    aapne muje dikku naam diya, kisi ki yaad ati hai, muje koi ‘ding bat’ bulata tha lol…chat mei…lol..ek pest bulata tha…lol…aap ne kuch naya naam nahi diya huzoor!!
    .
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    Lol waah !!waah kya sher mara hai…’Stickin mah tongue out at you’
    .
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    humme ijazaat dijiye hum aapka naam karan karte hai aaj se
    .
    .
    ‘Jhandu Balm’
    Lol aap admin sahab ko kitna help karte hai…lol…issliye aapka naam helpful hona chahiye
    .
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    Taddaaa JhANDU BALM!!!

  12. DQ says:

    LOLL *** ISabel ***
    I keep reading you and turn nuts Loll
    Bache ki jaan lena hai kya ab?
    LOL
    Dunno if u know hindi…
    I meant are you preparing to take da kids life!!
    IMaOoo!

  13. Isabel says:

    oh well…
    this sounds so so bizarre…
    but never mind …
    not willing to go there …
    no no no
    as after all …
    it all started…
    with highly respected magnetising theories …
    hee hee hee
    still recall my sunday …
    recking my brain …
    for some glimpses here and there …
    no no no
    will not give up …
    even if I get cooked in my head …
    no wonder I always believed I had a brain with a size of a pea…
    wanting to expand into infinity …
    oh yeah…
    a biggie …
    oh well …
    let me not get distracted …
    as this is a real hottie…
    so …
    what happens???
    oh jes…
    this is really wild …
    dreamt last night with darling Deepak …
    no no no …
    he was not talking about how to know God …
    or maybe he was!!!
    who knows???
    with so many strings zapping me …
    here,there and everywhere…
    and so it goes …
    as I saw Dear Deepak going down into an abyss as the bus/truck? appeared to have lost control …. ending up upside down…
    Oh no…what happened to Deepak ??? I agonised …
    was he crushed??? could he survive???
    what must I do to help him???
    oh…
    it is as if he was pulled into the black hole think…as it is so dark down there…
    and then …
    there comes the miracle …
    as if pulled by a high charged magnet …
    Deepak comes up …
    lookign even more like a GURU ..
    or a floating angel …
    as I do not recall seeing his feet on the ground…
    but then …
    as I checked if he was OK…
    what does he do???
    ah!!!!
    the power of magic …
    as I saw his trousers going up and disapearing …
    leaving me there …
    startled …
    what happened to his trousers???
    OH wow …
    look at this …
    oh …
    thank God …
    like Adam he was left with some coverage …
    or I would die .. right here …
    oh oh oh …
    lok at this …
    his legs …
    they are staring at me…
    ohhhhhhhhhhh
    how divinily made …
    as if sculpured by an angel …
    and yet …
    so so so …
    hummmmmm
    hummmmmmmmmmmmm
    hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    YES …
    SO ALIVE…
    they are talking to me …
    OHHH
    realizing that my energy was being Zapped in one second…
    from bewilderment …
    into pure luminosity …
    Oh yeahhhh!!!!
    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh …
    what’s this???
    am I being magnetised by darling guru Deepak into these… these… these …
    infinite…
    impossiblities ????
    oh
    no no no …
    actually
    yes yyes yes …
    divine ….
    POSSIBILITIES…
    hee hee hee
    so much for my nunsy.. mystical claims…
    who am I kidding ???
    as if this happens with his legs …
    imagine if …
    hee hee hee
    oh Dear God …
    ….
    how come I am now thinking about the bandit and the queen …
    hee hee hee
    I can see that if this Zip Zapping keeps showing up I will end up been banned …
    ah ah ah …

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